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hello hmm...why are you not here right now?
Dude, you're missing out on a kick-ass party! Get down here!
We are just calling to confirm your apointmant, so please reply.
Hello, I am lunardragon96's toaster, the answering machine is broken right now, so please leave a message after the ding.
im calling from da attic to say HI how ye doin sorry i didnt get round to killing you last night so ye sorry
Well i am glad for you that you finally are and went gotten yourself a life.
this little noob is a loser hes not 23 hes 3 :3 his pm's told me so you stupid idiot lol strawberry XD cant think of any thing better can you?!?! i didnothing to, i was thinking about joining the web site that you showed me but then the insulting pm after that quickly changed my mine, and how could you be able to watch my postes for over 2 weeks when i was banned for a month!?!!? huh? huh?! HUH? HUH?! HUUUUUUUH!?!?!?!?! >:[
thats what i thought you nub!
I'm calling to remind you that your library books are 5 years over due.
I'm growing tired of making these reminder telephone calls as you seem to be ignoring them.
In short Chris. If you don't return those motherfucking books by the end of this
motherfucking week. I'm gonna go to your motherfucking house and fuck your dog up his motherfucking ass!
Thank you for your consideration in this matter Chris and I look forward to seeing you and our books soon.
oi oi oi
Hey Chris, Cookie here
what was wrong with my CV
why didnt you accept it?
Tell me before i jump
Whitekingdom,your posts suck.Mindchamber and I concluded this while watching House.
Those chicks you boned last night want their money back, their pregnant.
I told you to use a condom.
Hey Chris, my cat died.
hey veiwtiful chris.
we are doing well teaching these mortals about human knowledge, man you are never home man.
Hello! I eventually stumbled upon your page so... hi!
everyone everyone shh shh shh... this is what i got :P
It has come to my attention that you have been posting and soliciting nude pictures of minors. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that distrusting child porn is illegal, even if you don't look at it. If you continue to do distribute and sell these pictures, I will have no other choice but to report this incident to the RCMP. Where they will be happy to carry on a full investigation.
Thank you for your time.
It has come to my attention that your dog has been raping my trees. If you don't keep your motherfucking spaz dog off my trees, im going to shoot it.
BC? hahahaha thats where all the screwed up druggies live.
oh crap, i also live here.
well, i guess...
ill kill u on the streets!!!
and what LTD? im gonna guess that has something to do with HIV
DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE A RACIST! AND PART OF THE KLAN.... >:(
Hello? This is Cindy. I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. WE'RE THROUGH.
Oh, hi, yeah, uhhh, just wanted to talk about that uhh, raise, you asked for?
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING COCKAROACH!! TONY MONTANA'S GONNA GET YOU!
ur a gay fag.
just thought I'd let you know, your due in coart for that sexual harrasment claim.
have a nice day.
Truth was here
heeeyyy buddy....ummm...yea....your moms gona tell you some things today.....just kinda you know...disregard them....shit if i really did get her pregnant wouldnt i be there?....yea.....call you later man
Get over here to see a pic of my wang!
Did you hear the beep? ya? ok
White, im calling back about what happened last night, i didnt think you would try to kiss me so bad, i think you were just drunk or something but im not gay.
Sir this is police, your son was arrested for the possession of meth.
He started to force feed one of our deputies, so hes going to spend the night in jail, unless you have the money to bond him out. Thank you for your time, and I hope we can resolve this.
Your son has died this morning. The cause of death was that he was smothered by a penis, I know how hard it is to lose your only flesh and blood, no puns intended.
12 in. cock
Don't kill my grandmother!!!!!! :-(
Uh, sir, we are just calling about the video you rented two weeks ago. We'd like our 'Hot Sexy Gay Porn Volume 2' back before any more of our customers go ballistic. Thank you.
You're a douche.
my password is n****rsarntfunny
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