PunkXD 2008-02-09 00:48:08

hello hmm...why are you not here right now?

Crue 2008-02-09 04:34:34

Dude, you're missing out on a kick-ass party! Get down here!

ChortMan37 2008-02-09 11:39:02

We are just calling to confirm your apointmant, so please reply.

lunardragon96 2008-02-09 12:26:49

Hello, I am lunardragon96's toaster, the answering machine is broken right now, so please leave a message after the ding.
*DING!!!!*

invaderzimja 2008-02-11 04:28:17

im calling from da attic to say HI how ye doin sorry i didnt get round to killing you last night so ye sorry

DasUberCow 2008-02-13 19:31:54

Well i am glad for you that you finally are and went gotten yourself a life.

blazer133 2008-02-13 23:41:17

this little noob is a loser hes not 23 hes 3 :3 his pm's told me so you stupid idiot lol strawberry XD cant think of any thing better can you?!?! i didnothing to, i was thinking about joining the web site that you showed me but then the insulting pm after that quickly changed my mine, and how could you be able to watch my postes for over 2 weeks when i was banned for a month!?!!? huh? huh?! HUH? HUH?! HUUUUUUUH!?!?!?!?! >:[

thats what i thought you nub!

EyeLovePoozy 2008-02-14 15:08:58

Hello Chris.
I'm calling to remind you that your library books are 5 years over due.
AND
I'm growing tired of making these reminder telephone calls as you seem to be ignoring them.

In short Chris. If you don't return those motherfucking books by the end of this
motherfucking week. I'm gonna go to your motherfucking house and fuck your dog up his motherfucking ass!

Thank you for your consideration in this matter Chris and I look forward to seeing you and our books soon.

*click*

Tea 2008-02-14 16:01:06

oi oi oi

cookie-monsta1 2008-02-14 16:44:52

Hey Chris, Cookie here

...

what was wrong with my CV

why didnt you accept it?

Tell me before i jump

gamerdakota 2008-02-14 16:49:38

Whitekingdom,your posts suck.Mindchamber and I concluded this while watching House.

saltovergray 2008-02-14 17:25:48

Hey Chris,

Those chicks you boned last night want their money back, their pregnant.

I told you to use a condom.

Luke 2008-02-14 22:00:00

Hey Chris, my cat died.

killerjeff 2008-02-14 23:52:27

hey veiwtiful chris.

killerjeff 2008-02-15 21:54:23

we are doing well teaching these mortals about human knowledge, man you are never home man.

*beep*

Sir-Nuts 2008-02-19 19:48:56

Hello! I eventually stumbled upon your page so... hi!

*ends message*

DEFF 2008-02-19 19:50:43

everyone everyone shh shh shh... this is what i got :P

It has come to my attention that you have been posting and soliciting nude pictures of minors. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that distrusting child porn is illegal, even if you don't look at it. If you continue to do distribute and sell these pictures, I will have no other choice but to report this incident to the RCMP. Where they will be happy to carry on a full investigation.

Thank you for your time.

FlamingHiei 2008-02-19 22:41:07

It has come to my attention that your dog has been raping my trees. If you don't keep your motherfucking spaz dog off my trees, im going to shoot it.

flamewave 2008-02-19 23:52:26

BC? hahahaha thats where all the screwed up druggies live.
oh crap, i also live here.
well, i guess...
ill kill u on the streets!!!
die punk!!!
and what LTD? im gonna guess that has something to do with HIV

BonJombo 2008-02-20 18:12:24

DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE A RACIST! AND PART OF THE KLAN.... >:(