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2008-02-09 00:16:12 by WhiteKingdom

Chris is not in right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

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PunkXDPunkXD

2008-02-09 00:48:08

hello hmm...why are you not here right now?


CrueCrue

2008-02-09 04:34:34

Dude, you're missing out on a kick-ass party! Get down here!


ChortMan37ChortMan37

2008-02-09 11:39:02

We are just calling to confirm your apointmant, so please reply.


lunardragon96lunardragon96

2008-02-09 12:26:49

Hello, I am lunardragon96's toaster, the answering machine is broken right now, so please leave a message after the ding.
*DING!!!!*


invaderzimjainvaderzimja

2008-02-11 04:28:17

im calling from da attic to say HI how ye doin sorry i didnt get round to killing you last night so ye sorry


DasUberCowDasUberCow

2008-02-13 19:31:54

Well i am glad for you that you finally are and went gotten yourself a life.


blazer133blazer133

2008-02-13 23:41:17

this little noob is a loser hes not 23 hes 3 :3 his pm's told me so you stupid idiot lol strawberry XD cant think of any thing better can you?!?! i didnothing to, i was thinking about joining the web site that you showed me but then the insulting pm after that quickly changed my mine, and how could you be able to watch my postes for over 2 weeks when i was banned for a month!?!!? huh? huh?! HUH? HUH?! HUUUUUUUH!?!?!?!?! >:[

thats what i thought you nub!


EyeLovePoozyEyeLovePoozy

2008-02-14 15:08:58

Hello Chris.
I'm calling to remind you that your library books are 5 years over due.
AND
I'm growing tired of making these reminder telephone calls as you seem to be ignoring them.

In short Chris. If you don't return those motherfucking books by the end of this
motherfucking week. I'm gonna go to your motherfucking house and fuck your dog up his motherfucking ass!

Thank you for your consideration in this matter Chris and I look forward to seeing you and our books soon.

*click*


TeaTea

2008-02-14 16:01:06

oi oi oi


cookie-monsta1cookie-monsta1

2008-02-14 16:44:52

Hey Chris, Cookie here

...

what was wrong with my CV

why didnt you accept it?

Tell me before i jump


gamerdakotagamerdakota

2008-02-14 16:49:38

Whitekingdom,your posts suck.Mindchamber and I concluded this while watching House.


saltovergraysaltovergray

2008-02-14 17:25:48

Hey Chris,

Those chicks you boned last night want their money back, their pregnant.

I told you to use a condom.


LukeLuke

2008-02-14 22:00:00

Hey Chris, my cat died.


killerjeffkillerjeff

2008-02-14 23:52:27

hey veiwtiful chris.


killerjeffkillerjeff

2008-02-15 21:54:23

we are doing well teaching these mortals about human knowledge, man you are never home man.

*beep*


Sir-NutsSir-Nuts

2008-02-19 19:48:56

Hello! I eventually stumbled upon your page so... hi!

*ends message*


DEFFDEFF

2008-02-19 19:50:43

everyone everyone shh shh shh... this is what i got :P

It has come to my attention that you have been posting and soliciting nude pictures of minors. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that distrusting child porn is illegal, even if you don't look at it. If you continue to do distribute and sell these pictures, I will have no other choice but to report this incident to the RCMP. Where they will be happy to carry on a full investigation.

Thank you for your time.


FlamingHieiFlamingHiei

2008-02-19 22:41:07

It has come to my attention that your dog has been raping my trees. If you don't keep your motherfucking spaz dog off my trees, im going to shoot it.


flamewaveflamewave

2008-02-19 23:52:26

BC? hahahaha thats where all the screwed up druggies live.
oh crap, i also live here.
well, i guess...
ill kill u on the streets!!!
die punk!!!
and what LTD? im gonna guess that has something to do with HIV


BonJomboBonJombo

2008-02-20 18:12:24

DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE A RACIST! AND PART OF THE KLAN.... >:(


AwesomeSauceAwesomeSauce

2008-02-20 22:35:54

Hello? This is Cindy. I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. WE'RE THROUGH.


iateamexicaniateamexican

2008-02-22 16:10:00

Oh, hi, yeah, uhhh, just wanted to talk about that uhh, raise, you asked for?
Uhh, no.
....
Alright, bye.


L4OTSEL4OTSE

2008-02-23 09:39:10

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING COCKAROACH!! TONY MONTANA'S GONNA GET YOU!


King-Schmuck-MMXVIKing-Schmuck-MMXVI

2008-02-26 19:02:23

ur a gay fag.


TottTott

2008-02-27 15:54:03

just thought I'd let you know, your due in coart for that sexual harrasment claim.
have a nice day.


TruthTruth

2008-03-06 15:02:00

Truth was here


AkotosheAkotoshe

2008-03-19 20:56:57

heeeyyy buddy....ummm...yea....your moms gona tell you some things today.....just kinda you know...disregard them....shit if i really did get her pregnant wouldnt i be there?....yea.....call you later man


q13qewq13qew

2008-03-20 06:06:52

u suck


JaredcatzJaredcatz

2008-03-20 06:17:26

Get over here to see a pic of my wang!


Tiki-DogTiki-Dog

2008-03-20 12:03:15

Did you hear the beep? ya? ok

White, im calling back about what happened last night, i didnt think you would try to kiss me so bad, i think you were just drunk or something but im not gay.

*Beep*


killerjeffkillerjeff

2008-03-31 23:44:08

3/14/08
Sir this is police, your son was arrested for the possession of meth.
He started to force feed one of our deputies, so hes going to spend the night in jail, unless you have the money to bond him out. Thank you for your time, and I hope we can resolve this.

3/19/08
Your son has died this morning. The cause of death was that he was smothered by a penis, I know how hard it is to lose your only flesh and blood, no puns intended.


Achilles2Achilles2

2008-04-08 20:06:15

HAHAHAHAH

12 in. cock


joshylikes2smashjoshylikes2smash

2008-04-08 20:08:34

Don't kill my grandmother!!!!!! :-(


MCRaddict810MCRaddict810

2008-04-08 20:23:08

Uh, sir, we are just calling about the video you rented two weeks ago. We'd like our 'Hot Sexy Gay Porn Volume 2' back before any more of our customers go ballistic. Thank you.

*click*


LukeLuke

2008-09-11 19:56:14

You're a douche.


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2008-09-11 19:57:12

my password is n****rsarntfunny


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2015-04-26 14:48:02

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