AwesomeSauce 2008-02-20 22:35:54

Hello? This is Cindy. I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. WE'RE THROUGH.

iateamexican 2008-02-22 16:10:00

Oh, hi, yeah, uhhh, just wanted to talk about that uhh, raise, you asked for?
Uhh, no.
....
Alright, bye.

L4OTSE 2008-02-23 09:39:10

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING COCKAROACH!! TONY MONTANA'S GONNA GET YOU!

King-Schmuck-MMXVI 2008-02-26 19:02:23

ur a gay fag.

Tott 2008-02-27 15:54:03

just thought I'd let you know, your due in coart for that sexual harrasment claim.
have a nice day.

Truth 2008-03-06 15:02:00

Truth was here

Akotoshe 2008-03-19 20:56:57

heeeyyy buddy....ummm...yea....your moms gona tell you some things today.....just kinda you know...disregard them....shit if i really did get her pregnant wouldnt i be there?....yea.....call you later man

q13qew 2008-03-20 06:06:52

u suck

Lucktail 2008-03-20 06:17:26

Get over here to see a pic of my wang!

Tiki-Dog 2008-03-20 12:03:15

Did you hear the beep? ya? ok

White, im calling back about what happened last night, i didnt think you would try to kiss me so bad, i think you were just drunk or something but im not gay.

*Beep*

killerjeff 2008-03-31 23:44:08

3/14/08
Sir this is police, your son was arrested for the possession of meth.
He started to force feed one of our deputies, so hes going to spend the night in jail, unless you have the money to bond him out. Thank you for your time, and I hope we can resolve this.

3/19/08
Your son has died this morning. The cause of death was that he was smothered by a penis, I know how hard it is to lose your only flesh and blood, no puns intended.

Achilles2 2008-04-08 20:06:15

HAHAHAHAH

12 in. cock

joshylikes2smash 2008-04-08 20:08:34

Don't kill my grandmother!!!!!! :-(

Luke 2008-09-11 19:56:14

You're a douche.

xXxAlecxXx 2008-09-11 19:57:12

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